Saturday, July 21, 2007

was told by my cutest junior tat since i so bo liao i might as well... you know.. blog here...

so ya... here goes.

2006 juniors:

i have really cute and nice juniors. more that what i could ask for. and here the list of my juniors when i was in jc2.


Renbin (the creator of the bloggy)
not super close to him. 90% of the time i dunno wad he is thinking. credit to dis nice person w/o him dere w be no chess blog. thanks alot alot!

Gaoda
lame and crappy. but 90% of his lameness and crappiness are suan-ing me... haha

Junyang
the pro-est of all. [who dares to disagree?] really good in chess, nice person.

KuanHua
my fav junior. my cutest junior. the junior that teng me most. hao ren oso. can keep people entertained for a long time. the most gentlemanly one in chess club. [the only one who thinks that it is necessary to send the gals home]

SiangHao
didnt really talk to him b4. can someone fill in this section for me?

SiangMeng
the one who influenced the chess club on scamming. lame at times. blur at times alot.
i still cant believe he draw-ed with linan last year... i guess he can be quite pro at times ba.

Terence
aka computer. a very responsible treasurer. can be really cute at times. is really good in dealing with $$$$$. has a very solid opening, but whack his elephant and you are safe.... i think. haha
oh ya... his love for pokemons is a question mark to me.

Wai Hon
my smartest junior. lamest one oso. countless times he made me peng in front of the com which made my mum think that i have gone mad. another hao ren oso. he made the mount faber outing possible!!!!!! hehe

Zheng Yu
Plz enlighten me who's that. dont know him well if i know him.

2007 batch:

can some birdie from 2006 fill up this section? [wanni *hint* ]




superlihai super senior reflected at

10:15 PM

Saturday, July 14, 2007

y0y ppl out dere. todae's e firz day of sing poly chinese chess competition. shall describe abit on e comp itself. get u guys updated abit (:

anw. todae hav blitz chess for a start n team games aft tat. got i chess n weiqi as well, cool. at noon everyone had kfc fer lunch. then i saw dis uber chio chick ( & i dunt mean those gork-gork gehh erm..chick..but those chio bu type of..erm..chick. ) , wear a short jean-type skirt n long hair. 天使的面孔, 魔鬼般的身材 wahahahas! :D chio. then we went back continue playing.

basically tat's for all bout the competition..

the end.

(:

*kuanhua chicken-ed at

11:09 PM

Friday, July 13, 2007

Hey people!! =))

The Short Not-So-Tall Tall One has something important to tell everyone out there belonging to the Taller Community.

I will be trying my best to sneak into the casino without anyone stopping me to check my IC and throwing me out try out new things in Genting Highlands tomorrow afternoon.

On Sunday, I will be back at my hometown in Msia and will most probably spend most of the week with those cute chicks staying near my aunt's house. And eating uber nice food and drinking coffee and climbing trees and whatnots. In short, I will be a very, very busy (tall) girl.

Erm, about those chicks, I was referring to those cheeky chicky 'gork gork gehh' kinda chicks and not those chio bu kinda chicks.

Anyway, what I am saying is, I wont be able to go to SP for the next two days to entertain myself by kajiao-ing and irritating the hell out of you guys to give you guys my fullest support.

I'm sure you people will miss me a lot a lot a lot. So you all can let me know how much you all miss me by treating me to McDonalds sundae hotfudge when I come back. =))

If in the event that you don't miss me, you can also let me know that you are actually not a heartless creature by treating me to McDonalds sundae hotfudge when I come back. =))

Actually, I wanted to start hitting the air beside me like a spastic idiot in an attempt to help u all 打气. But I accidentally hit a mosquito while doing so last year during the A levels period. Apparently its head wasn't working very well after having a crush on me (Lousy pun I know, I just couldn't resist hee..). That sucker then decided to follow me home and it, erm, sucked my blood. At 4 different places. I've henceforth sworn not to hit the air beside me like a spastic idiot again. Yup. =)

Hohoho. After wasting about 3 minutes of your time reading all that crap above, I've decided to come to the main gist of this entry:

To all juniors out there joining the competition, all the best!! =))



*Gooi doesn't have the habit of mating others nor being mated and she therefore drew at 11.53pm.


[added by nanz at 0013hrs]: erm... to juniors, if you guys see me tml means i will be dere, if not, it means i am not dere, but ya... too much oil unhealthy lar, even if dere are no cholesterol... so i shall sacrifice my blood to the mosquitoes and help you all 打气! [see i more wei3 da4 den the tall one...]

[added by nanz at 0019hrs]: you know... there might be a risk that i might die of dengue fever becos of you all...

[added by nanz at 0024hrs]: main point is... slash and kill! KO all opponents!

[added by nanz at 0025hrs]: nancy might be MIA for some weeks [she had been MIA for some time if you all haven notice] so plz miss me loads XDDDD


nancy, who haven played chess for a long time, moved C5+10 as her 1st move at

11:53 PM


Something that may interest you here.

Note: The 'xiang' here is minister not elephant.



-RB kena checkmated @

10:32 PM

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Singapore Poly competition is coming soon.. this weekend. To all non-players, try your best to be present and support our players, so that our teams can get motivated and achieved higher in our goals. C'mon. Be sure to meet at 7.30am this Sat (14 July) if you wanna support the blitz chess players or else if you are those who cannot wake up early, meet at 11.30am instead. Meeting area is at Dover MRT. I strongly urge u guyz to come down to support us. See u there! :D

-RB kena checkmated at

10:47 PM

Sunday, July 8, 2007

heyy ppl wat kind of kai ju (开局) do u all use neh? i decided to describe some of e normally seen kai ju here budden if u cant view e chinese characters then..er..abit sad for u la! :P

1) 炮二平五 - 中炮
basic requirement: a center canon of crse! has strong attacking from the middle. it's poor ting to b e middle soldier..it's personally my favourite cos of its strong attack (: & it's e most common cos of shuang pao jiang!! lols. yet it's e 开局 wiv no creativity at all cos it's too widespread!

2) 炮二平五, 炮八平六 - 五六炮 (the 56th canon)
one of the cutest way to protect ur horses, it's defensive & stable.canon can be used to occupy lane too. hmm..some ppl call it e 45th canon as well :b

3) 炮二平五, 炮八平七 - 五七炮 (the weapon ("wuqi") canon)
attack n attack n attack with both canons. horse often left aside. poor ting. usually need cars to help bombard! jeebaboom!! game over (: hahaha. weak point: other than the 2 炮s, everyting seems weakk. laugh out loud =D

4) 炮二平五,炮二平九 - 五九炮 (the VVIIII canon)
one center one side. usually the horse in between alwaes get shoot at. phewp phewp!!! ahh ppl using the VVIIII tactic is a fan of the famous heaven n earth bun! (天地炮) (: predictable yet deadly.

5) 炮二平六 - 过攻炮 (cross attack canon)
the canon is dere to occupy lane n defend horse der, sometimes it's used to counter attack. v. stable. requires more attack from other pieces.

6) 马二进三 - 平风马 (still wind horses)
two horses stand upright! an absolute coOl formation w x'tra protection on middle soldier n 士 (assistant). most common kind of horses, usually one defends while e other breaks away n attack. hence, i usually call e attacking horse break-wind horse ( 放屁马 ) smelly..

7) 象三近五 - 飞象局 (flying elephant G)
arguably e most stable opening, it requires a flying elephant called G to work.
dont ask me wher u put ur 马 and 炮 cos wiv G around..i simply hav no idea. =/

8) 兵三进一 - 仙人指路 (deity point road / the road of deities )
i juz dont understand why ppl move 兵 firz when it's simply juz so slow. haiix. basically dis opening looks idiotic, topid and slow..but it works sumetimes. key word here is not 'sumetimes' but it is 'looks'. bleahh~ =x

9) 炮二进二, 炮二平三/炮二平一 - 小学开局 (baby move)
baby move. enough said.

10) 帅五进一 - 自杀局 (suicidal opening)
filled w heaps of originality + bravery..and many stupidity. in short, can i smack uu?

oH. anw ppl, pls post more on e blog esp e juiours pls b encouraged to do so!
and i shall describe other pieces n other formations next time (hope it's not too bad!)..mayb once a week? oo yeah (:


*kuanhua 帅五进一 checkmated at

3:55 PM

Friday, July 6, 2007

Remember what coach told us about the gu men mi ji for chess kai-ju? Yupp, those who want to purchase and study them may do so now! It will cost $16++ for one and it's absolutely worth the money. Whoever wants to order them plz pass Latin the money by next Mon (prefably). Any queries regarding the kai-ju notes go ask Latin for clarification, ty.

-RB (on behalf of our dear vice-president)

10:43 PM

Thursday, July 5, 2007

seems to me that on Monday and Wednesday people can't stay very late,and some are not free to come at all. Maybe we can add Friday as one of the training dates,for more practice is always good. How about this idea?

~ZZ

9:01 PM

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

I received a couple of queries regarding giving full powers to blog in the main entry and I decided to make it available to all JJ Chess Club members. Those who need to post here can ask me for the username and password in MSN.

I solemnly swear that we will keep this confidential among our own ppl! lol

PS: Plz identify yourself on the main entry! No need be paiseh!

-RB

10:24 PM

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

I am glad to announce that JJ Chess Blog IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPENED on 3rd July 2007!

All official announcements to be on the main entry! If you have any suggestions to improve the blog, feel free to post your responses, ty.
-RB

11:11 PM

Sunday, July 1, 2007

The blog is still undergoing major upgrades!

PS: Chess Blog is almost ready...

12:04 AM